27 Jul '16

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It will be ready for the next day?

Client: We need uniforms designed and made for our new hotel: reception, maid, bellboy, barman, cook and waiters. 50 employees, 3 uniforms per person.

Me: We can absolutely do that. When is your deadline?

Client: We open on Thursday, … Read More

12 Jun '14

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Just make the whole site,…

My client had been dodging the budget question, so I suggested we work on the brief before I gave an estimate.

Me: So how would you like the site to look?

Client: I don’t exactly know … Read More

11 Apr '14

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An hour!? It’s a 30 second spot!

I just finished editing a 30-second commercial spot.

Client: Great, now upload it to the FTP.

Me:  Sure, it should be there in about an hour.

Client: An hour!?  It’s a 30 second spot!

Me: I need to render … Read More

03 Feb '14

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“Name” field needs to be required

Client: That web form you did looks good but the “Name” field needs to be required.

Me: It is required. You can’t submit the form without inputting your name.

Client: I think you need to look at your coding. … Read More

02 Oct '13

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Is not “WOW” but “wow”

Client: It’s not a “WOW!” It’s just a “wow.” Do you know what I mean?

Me: Not really, can you please be more specific?

Client: Let me put that another way. I wanted a “WOW!” You gave me a wow.” … Read More